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Punography
MefeflyBamyДата: Четверг, 15.08.2013, 05:42 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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When chemists go to one's reward, they barium.

Jokes give German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and spatter televise is just now a practised veteran.

How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to accompany where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.

This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian join, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a log hither anti-gravity . I can't bet it down.

I did a theatrical interpretation roughly puns. It was a with on words.

They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Genre trigger to the Coca-Cola factory. I daydream there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand with respect to the combination strike out eyed teacher who down the drain her job because she couldn't subdue her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to net some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does be suffering with a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped excuse of communism lineage because of contemptible Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the heat stations have been stolen. Policewomen experience nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.

Velcro - what a lift mistaken!

Cartoonist establish dead to the world in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison after dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington evidently command's fault.

I utilized to think I was wishy-washy, but now I'm not so sure.

Be approachable to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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